I guess you can say that they’re a real
[puts on sunglasses]
sassy even before lucifer took over his body
Maybe you need to be full of sass so Lucy is comfortable with your body.
oh my god i just remembered those pringles pots were a thing and now i want one
I’m gonna fuckin lose it.
Stick on earrings in grade school, Pogs in middle school, and now I am dead of old and nostalgia.
MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES OF AMAZINGNESS
this makes me so happy
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
"Love is what we were born with.
Fear is what we learned here.”
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
This has been a advertisement for Colgate.
And now, the Weather.
What the hell is this? Night Vale?
I couldn’t think of the word for tea so I said England water